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3.8.09

MICROSOFT, YOU BETCH.

What the FUCK is wrong with Microsoft?

Xbox 360 is the leading console in NA, yet they have a 100% fail rate.

THAT'S RIGHT, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT.
Q: What kind of piece of shit company would manufacture a product that WILL defect?
A: The kind that can.

Literally, NO ONE who has purchased an Xbox 360 has had it work flawlessly, at least not for over a year. I've not heard of a single soul. In fact, I was the only one anyone has ever known who's 360 worked fine for over one year. I've had it since 2007, and it worked amazing until yesterday, almost 2 years exactly. It was even an open box item.

The worst part is, I'm going to go buy another Xbox 360. Yeah! That's right! Another one, so in a year or maybe less, it one can break itself too! And I'll rage again! What's even worse than that, there's only one title I play on the goddamn system worth playing, and that's CoD4:MW. The next game that should be playable on the system is it's successor, Modern Warfare 2. I have a feeling that will bomb too, since no one knows how to make good games anymore.. Refer to Noob Effect.

Game over.

3 comments:

D Laz said...

Microsoft always had balls hardware, and it's OS is complete balls too. I really want to get MW2, but considering the replacement they sent me has a used and faulty disk drive, it can't read most game disks. Lets all just get ps3s, haha.

no one of consequence said...

PS3s just don't fail as far as I've been told.

I wish they had backwards compatibility though..

D Laz said...

Yeah, ps3 are biult much better, hence them costing a bit more. But Yeah, sony usually has good equipment.

But yeah, it's kinda gay you need to rebuy your old games on psn if you want to play them.